The Iron Lady Movie Review

This film was kind of out of focus, and I don’t mean by the projectionist.

Meryl Streep is an exceptional performer in every sense of the term, and delivers another great performance.  The problem is I can’t figure out if the director (Phyllida Lloyd-Mamma Mia!, Gloriana) actually likes or hates Margaret Thatcher.  I went in kind of expecting a tribute to one of the greatest world leaders of the 20th century, with highlights and low points presented in an interesting manner that included contributing personal moments and insights.  You know, what a good movie would have.  Instead we got a disjointed series of vignettes that seem to gloss over her triumphs and linger lovingly over Lady Thatcher’s mistakes and failures while alternating to the present where we get to see an ailing woman dealing with dementia.  It’s like if you made a movie about a family trip to Disneyland but had 2/3rds of the footage be of them looking for their car in the parking lot at the end of the day.

This looks like another chance to use my recently coined term script confusion, but a more colloquial and possibly accurate term might be fence sitting.  Growing up in the 80’s Thatcher had a well deserved reputation as a ball busting bitch (I mean that term with enormous respect).  As a staunch ally to our country she was always perceived as a good person, but she definitely had her issues.  However, this movie takes her triumphs and makes them into miniscule points that bookend long exploration of her failures, including the decline of her career, while completely glossing over the majority of her very serious personality issues (her total contempt for the poor and unemployed, not to mention her attitude towards other women).  The director seemed unsure if she wanted to praise or denigrate Margarette Thatcher, and consequently never really committed far enough in either direction.

Interspersed between these vignettes was the story of a lonely old woman dealing with dementia and the death of her husband that was as depressing as possible without actually featuring your ex girlfriend sleeping with someone else on screen.  I’m not kidding here.  We are talking Leaving Las Vegas depressing.  This over story only managed to break up any decent momentum the historical story had going and cast a terrible pall over every scene in the movie.  SPOILER ALERT INCOMING.  And does the film end with a scene of Margaret Thatcher’s triumph and happiness?  No.  It ends with her political career ending in ignobility and failure, more or less wandering down a corridor in an Alzheimer haze.

As you may have inferred from my rant so far, the story is of the infamous Iron Lady, Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.  There are two stories going in side by side, but as the main one seems to be a go nowhere plot about her failing years, I will sum that one up with she gets old, deals with the death of her husband, packs up his things for charity, and wanders off.  The rest of the movie is a Cliffnotes version of her career, starting as the daughter of a grocer and advancing her politically as she runs for office, gets married, and becomes Prime Minister.  The highlight seems to be her actions during the Falklands War, when she kicked the crap out of major world superpower Argentina.  The rest of the events all seem to blur together with no real resolution.  Somehow she managed to turn the economy around, but there is no real indication how she did it.  There are about 1,000 scenes of riots, and the image of rioters beating on the sides of her car recurs several times.  When she first gets into office the story seems to be about the trade unions destroying the economy of Great Briton, but then two scenes later the unions are gone and the economy prospering with no word of how it was accomplished.  With a few exceptions this story about one of the most powerful and influential women in modern Western politics seems to treat her more like a passenger on a bus than the person behind the wheel.

The other thing that fails miserably in this film is the fact that due to the disconnected pacing and editing at no time do we actually get to connect with Meryl Streeps character.  Just as you start to feel something for the crazy old lady hallucinating about her husband it cuts to her bitching out another minister in Parliament, and just as you start to connect to her as a political savvy woman struggling to make her way in the boys club of British government we cut back to her asking about her son visiting when he is in South Africa.  There is nothing solid for the audience to latch onto and connect with.  Meryl Streep is such a good actress that to treat her performance with such disregard for the continuity of the story is almost a crime.  It’s building a house with the best bricks money can buy and assembling them with spit and chewing gum.

The stars.  Meryl Streep delivers the best performance possible given the flailing vehicle she was forced to drive.  One star.  Some of the history was interesting.  One star.  For such a mediocre script, the dialog was surprisingly good, although that might just be me once again being taken in by British accents.  One star.  Her husband Denis (Jim Broadbent-Moulin Rouge, Gangs of New York, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince) was fun and entertaining, although definitely felt out of place like a clown at a funeral  (clown image courtesy of the Science Fiction T Shirts category).  I won’t black hole them for that, as I think the movie needed some kind of comic relief.  One star.  Total: four stars.

The black holes.  Really, really depressing to no purpose.  Two black holes.  Disjointed editing.  One black hole.  Pacing was awful.  The scenes with Thatcher as a decrepit crazy woman dragged on and on, while the scenes with her as an effective and capable leader were rushed through at high speed, almost as if the director resented having to do them and was just trying to get them out of the way.  One black hole.  Meryl Streep really not given the proper treatment to deliver her normally great performance.  One black hole.  No sign of character development or anything for the audience to connect to.  One black hole.  The entirety of Thatcher as a senile old biddy was completely unnecessary and pointless.  Normally I would give this one black hole, but since this seems to be the majority of the screen time I will bump it up to two.  At the end of the movie I found myself wondering what the entire point of the movie was.  I actually have a theory on the directors actual purpose that I will get into in the conclusion.  One black hole.  Overall I left the theater feeling like I had just wasted my time and money.  One black hole.  Total: nine black holes.

A total of five black holes.  If you are a huge fan of the Devil Wears Prada and/or Meryl Streep see it just to see it, but I don’t think you will come away with anything worthwhile.  While writing this review I did a little research and have come up with a theory as to what was really going through the director Phyllida Lloyds cranium on this on.  You see, she is best know for directing opera, a genre not really known for its uplifting message.  I suspect she was infused with a desire to make a film about a lonely old woman dealing with her dead husband and uncaring children.  The scenes I wanted to see of Margaret Thatcher changing the face of Briton were rushed, stilted, and treated as secondary to scenes of her making two eggs, one for her and one for her eight year dead husband.  Seems a shame.  However, this production was entirely funded by the UK Film Council, and trying to hold a public commission to the same bar as a Hollywood production is an exercise in futility.  I’m just surprised that the Britons wouldn’t want to see Thatcher painted in a more positive light.  Of course, when we do a movie about an American historical figure we tend to look for all the dirt possible (most recently J. Edgar), so perhaps the attitude here actually reflects the prevailing attitude most Britons have towards her.  I don’t know.

Thanks for reading.  Not a lot coming out until Friday, so I will probably do more end of the year stuff tomorrow or just blow it off entirely.  Follow me on Twitter @NerdKungFu to get announcements of new reviews, or just subscribe to my RSS feed.  Talk to you all soon.

Dave


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