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The Grandmaster Movie Review

Occasionally I will get someone asking me how I came up with the name of my nerd t-shirt selling website, NerdKungFu.com.  The first part is painfully obvious to anyone who talks to me for more than 5 minutes (especially if they make the mistake of asking me how I feel about the new Star Trek reboot).  But why kung fu?  Have I studied martial arts?  Am I a disciple of the kung fu philosophy?  Once in a while I’ll get some wing nut who asks me if I sell martial arts supplies and uniforms.

Nerd T-ShirtsThe truth is much lamer than any of those.  As a kid the thing I watched second only to Star Trek was Kung Fu Theater.  My best friend and I had the schedule worked out where we could watch six hours back to back.  I love them.  Naturally I am a huge fan of the great Bruce Lee, but if you really want to get into the nitty gritty of of what kung fu films are about you have to get into the hard core Wu Tang stuff.  Master of the Flying Guillotine will always be my favorite, but you can’t go wrong with the Five Deadly Venoms, Drunken Master, 36th Chamber of Shaolin, or Five Fingers of Death (by the way, if you want to watch any of these I found this great site WatchKungfu.com.  Awesome.  I think when I am done writing this I will watch 36th Chamber again).

Kung fu movies are fairly formulaic (the good ones at least).  Typically an everyman hero is wronged by bandits or local officials.  He travels to find a martial arts master (often ending up at the Shaolin temple) where he goes through a very cool series of training exercises in order to become a deadly martial arts master.  He then travels home and kicks some ass.  In some movies the martial arts hero dies to save other people (these film are all a product of Communist China and therefore have a very strong social and egalitarian slant.  The hero is usually the one protecting people from Imperialist oppression).

Bruce Lee films take these to the next level, with all the above plus the fact that Bruce Lee is amazing.  The point of this long intro was I went to this film hoping to see a kung fu movie and was a little disappointed.  It was more of a documentary of the great Master Ip Man, the original trainer for Bruce Lee.

I don’t really want to do the full black holes/stars thing for this.  When it comes to reviewing this I am up the cultural river without a paddle.  I’m sure many of the issues I noticed would look totally cool to someone living in China.  The film just didn’t have a lot of weight behind it.  The martial arts sequences were abreviated, and I was kind of disappointed to see them using the quick cut action sequencing that has been plaguing Western movies for years now.  In other words, instead of amazingly choreographed fight sequences (like in the Raid: Redemption) we get a lot of 1-5 second shots (still an improvement on most Hollywood films, where the cuts are 1-1.5 second) shots edited together.  The film also didn’t have the amazing camera work I have come to expect from modern Chinese martial arts movies like in Hero.  However, the story, while kind of flat, was interesting and there was actual martial arts action in it.

I think the best way to appreciate this film is as a cultural study with kung fu in it.  There were some intriguing decisions made by the main characters that wouldn’t make a lot of sense here in America but when taken with the Chinese culture in mind are kind of cool.  And don’t get me wrong.  There are some great fight sequences (the first fight in the rain at the beginning and later between Gong Er and Ma San at the train station in particular).

I think my frustration with this film is it is really hard to nail down.  It doesn’t have enough fighting or the fanciful story to be a true kung fu movie; the story is too flat and broken up into documentary style vignettes to be a great drama; and the camera work is not lavish enough to be an artistic piece.  Ip Man is of course a great character but I the film glossed over the dramatic turns in his life (leaving his family, dealing with the invasion of the Japanese, etc.) leaving me with a hard time identifying with him.  I had a better connection to his love interest Gong Er, but even her story arc was flat.  I did enjoy this film a great deal, but there were parts I found myself wishing for a fast forward button for.

The story is of course about Master Ip Man of the Wing Chun school of Kung Fu.  He is selected to match up against the Northern martial arts head.  He wins the challenge (by literally breaking bread) but is challenged also by the Northern Masters daughter Gong Er.  They fight and Gong Er wins on a technicality.  During the fight the two both feel amazing chemistry for each other, but Ip Man has to go home to his wife and kids.

Ip Man and Gong Er plan to meet up and spar again but before they can the Japanese invade.  Ip Man is forced to take up work as his family starves.  Meanwhile Gong Er’s father Gong Yutian is betrayed and killed by his pupil Ma San, now a Japanese collaborator.  Gong Er hunts him down and they fight at a train station.  Eventually Ip Man travels to Hong Kong to find work, only to be cut off from his family when the Communist government closes the border.  He meets up with Gong Er and thinks to rekindle their relationship but she has sworn an oath of celibacy.  Eventually he opts to open a Wing Chun school in Hong Kong in order to make kung fu available to the general public and there trains young Bruce Lee.  Thanks to him Wing Chun is the most widely used school of kung fu.

I’m not going to get into the stars and black holes on this one.  Like I said, I don’t think I have the proper cultural basis to properly appreciate it.  I’ve discovered that once I get any film onto my autopsy table I tend to find birth defects and cancers I didn’t even see while watching it, and I don’t want to do treat this film that way.  Besides, the answer to the question should you see it or not is very simple.  If you are a fan of Bruce Lee or kung fu movies then absolutely.  If you are not then feel free to give it a pass.  The quick cut action means you can probably get away with seeing it at home so wait for NetFlix.

Sorry about the lame review, but this film kind of defies my reviewing power.  I will be seeing Blue Jasmine later tonight so look for that review tomorrow.  I have a couple hours to kill before the movie so I am going to watch 36th Chamber of Shaolin (aka Shaolin Master Killer) and enjoy every second.  Follow me on Twitter @NerdKungFu.  If you have comments on this movie or my review post them here, and off topic questions or suggestion can be emailed to [email protected].  Have a great night.

Dave

P.S.  Riddick tomorrow night.  Stop pestering me about it.


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