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Enders Game Movie Review

A mixed bag of good and bad.

I’ll admit it has been years since I read Enders Game.  In fact I think I read it when it was a novella (the book actually went through several revisions) as when I went home and reviewed the story it was closer to the movie than I remember.  It was a good book, and good source material for a decent movie.  However, what we got seemed to alternate between good and seat squirming bad.

The biggest issue here is the pacing.  The book is a tremendous story (actually several different stories, depending on which version you read.  Orson Scott Card likes to match his book to the political clime) that takes place over six years.  This movie tries to incorporate all that but in truth leaves the entire movie rushed and feeling like there are a lot of missing scenes.  The whole development of Ender as a military genius had a very organic approach, with him and his friends at age six figuring out how to beat the other teams in the zero gravity game.  In time they become a very tight group who knew each other instinctively and worked together as a team.  In this film it all seems to come together like a portrait made by tossing cans of paint into a tree shredder.  All of a sudden there is a completed mess and not a dook of an idea how it all came together.  I honestly am going to blame this on the director not being willing to cast several boys to play Ender at different ages.

Another problem is this film more or less starts off with the base assumption that Ender is the savior of the human race and everyone is just there to help him realize it.  In the book he was just another kid recruited into the Battle School and over time exhibited his command potential, along with certain psychotic personality traits.

Yet another issue that the movie actually shares with the book is the squirmingly inappropriateness of recruiting preteen children to fight wars.  It’s actually harder to watch here than in the book (although the book started them off at six).  When you see a bunch of kids together your brain wants to channel a Disney film, and to then see a bad imitation of Gunnery Sergent Hartman from Full Metal Jacket yell and scream at them like they are in Li’l Tykes boot camp is just dumb.  The whole time you see these kids learning to fight you can’t help but feel that this is just wrong on so many levels.  One of the adult characters more or less says the same thing by mentioning that using anyone under the age of 15 to fight is a war crime, but the issue washes off the screen and is never really  approached again.

On the other hand the film is very pretty if you like long video game trailers, and all the acting exceptional.  I am a huge Ben Kingsley fan and he looks weirdly great with face tattoos.  Harrison Ford is a welcome presence on any screen for me, and Asa Butterfield pulled his role off nicely.  Like I said, there is a lot of good here too.

The story starts off with a personal bee in my jock strap, a monolog about how the Formics invaded Earth and were defeated by a hero named Mazer Rackham (I wish Hollywood would realize how out of the film a monolog really takes us.  It is a lazy directors tool to get around actually having to film something).  Skip forward 60 years and the Earth forces are preparing for the next big push on the Formics by training children (in the book the training took the form of increasingly complicated games (kind of like the title of this movie) but here it is all classroom stuff) to be the soldiers.  Horror Movie T ShirtsEnder (Asa Butterfield-Hugo, the Boy in the Striped Pajamas, the Wolfman.  Image courtesy of the Horror Movie T Shirt category (yes I know it’s not the same Wolfman.  I only have so many resources)) beats another kid in a game and gets bullied by him afterwards.  He beats the kid near to death and is expelled from the program.

Meanwhile Col. Graff (Harrison Ford-Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Blade Runner) decides that the cold blooded psychotic approach Ender took with the bully might be just what they need and with Major Anderson (Viola Davis-the Help, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, Won’t Back Down) re-recruit him.  He goes into orbit where Graff purposely alienates him for some reason (there was a lot of missing motivation in this film too) and he is more or less hated by his classmates.  They don’t do any of the zero gravity games that were such a big part of the book until Ender is transferred to another group.  There he has to deal with miserable bully Bonzo (Moises Arias-Hannah Montana, Despicable Me 2, the Kings of Summer) but meets good friend (and closest thing to a romance) Petra (Hailee Steinfeld-True Grit, She’s a Fox, Romeo & Juliet).

There he gets pushed around by Bonzo until he excels and is given his own army.  His army beats Bonzo, who takes it the wrong way and tries to beat him up.  In the fight Endor cracks Bonzo’s skull for him (in the book I think Bonzo dies) and feels so badly he resigns (again, missing motivation here really).  Graff gets Enders sister Valentine (Abigail Breslin-Zombieland, Signs, Little Miss Sunshine) to talk him back.  Once back in orbit he trains more.  I don’t want to spoil anything for anyone who hasn’t read the book so sufficed to say aliens/human space battle is joined.

The stars:

Visually stunning, with great CGI and special effects.  Camera work was really good too.  Two stars.  All the acting and casting was excellent, especially Asa and Harrison.  Two stars.  Sci fi movie.  One star.  Sci fi movie based on a book that made a strong effort to remain true to the book.  One star.  Ben Kingsley.  One star.  In the end a decent time watching.  Two stars.  Total: nine stars.

The black holes:

The pacing issues really hurt the story, giving you little connection to the continuity of the plot and consequently made me not really get invested into the characters.  A lot of good stuff got cut out I think.  Two black holes.  The whole child soldier thing was really off putting.  One black hole.  There were a lot of unexplained motivations, like why Ender even wanted to be in the program and then later why did he quit?  One black hole.  The ending, while true to the book, was truly underwhelming and opened up a whole new box of unanswered questions.  I guess they are setting up for the movie version of Speaker of the Dead, but while Enders Game was great that book was garbage.  Bottom line the whole movie kind of puttered out.  One black hole.  Total: five black holes.

A total of four stars.  Decent, but based on having seen about 100,000 trailers all of which seemed more interesting and exciting than the actual movie I was expecting more.  I’ve noticed that I tend to come down harder on films that are based on books I have read, but I really tried to see this film as a stand alone project.  Should you see it?  If you read the book, like science fiction, and are not bothered by pacing and continuity issues absolutely.  See it on the biggest screen you can track down.  It will be worth it.  Date movie?  Probably not.  There isn’t the slightest whiff of romance in this film, and the cute kid is kind of off putting as a young sociopath.  I’d choose something else, although I don’t know what based on what is out right now.  Kind of a dearth of date friendly movies.  Maybe Free Birds?

Thanks for reading as always.  I’ll try to see at least one more movie this weekend.  Maybe two.  Follow me on Twitter for review announcements.  If you have a comment on this film or my review feel free to post them here, but I get a lot of spam so don’t hate me if I accidentally delete it.  If you have an off topic question or suggestion feel free to email me at [email protected].  Thanks and have a great night.

Dave

 


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