How I Met Your Mother Season 9 is up on NetFlix and I’m conflicted #howimetyourmother

    By / 23rd September, 2014 / star wars t shirts, T-Shirts / No Comments

    So yes I have watched all 8 prior seasons and yes I will probably watch season 9 but the question is whether I am excited to watch them or whether I’m secretly dreading it.  I guess just by asking that question I have answered it for you but I kind of see it as getting an ex girlfriends name tattoo lasered off: you know it’s going to be painful and every minute you spend in that chair will be another agonizing reminder of her but at the end you will be glad it’s done and you will have regained whatever dignity you can dredge from the bottom of the septic tank of your life.

    The thing is this: I started watching the show because I have yet to see Neil Patrick Harris do something bad (well, except for that whole Dougie Howser MD thing.  Early 90’s television sucked) and in truth it is his character that keeps me coming back.  However the rest of the cast collectively make being dragged behind a pickup truck by a rope for a couple miles look fun.  In fact, let me summarize my feelings about the cast by putting them in my favorite order with this handy dandy numbers list that I just found out my blog can do:

    1. Barney Stinson
    2. The bartender at MacLaren’s Pub who never says anything.
    3. Any of the hot bimbos Barney hooks up with from any episode ever.
    4. Lily Aldrin
    5. Any of the chicks Ted Mosby dates on his way to meet his dream girl.
    6. His future wife who has yet to be seen or heard from.
    7. Marshal Erikson.
    8. Any of my imaginary friends who populate any TV show I watch (most of them are Vulcans).
    9. Any crew member from the production company not in front of the camera.
    10. Robin Scherbatsky
    11. Any of the dudes Robin dates for a while.
    12. The entire population of New York City.
    13. The entire population of the world.
    14. Any venomous snakes, rabid rats or other dangerous animals and vermin who might be in the alleys and sewers in and around MacLaren’s pub.
    15. The cockroach Robin smashed with her hand in one episode.
    16. The ebola virus.
    17. Ted Mosby.

    Yes, he is the perfect example of a man who has managed to suck his testicles back into his body with force of will alone.  Normally when I see a character that I want to push his face in with my fist that badly I just drop the show, but the combination of Barney Stinson, the hot chicks that seem to crawl out of the woodwork at MacLaren’s on any given night, and the super hot Colby Smoulders (I hate her character but would still marry Colby as long as she agreed to reserve her unsolicited comments to things like “Run, Dave!  The volcano is erupting!”) keeps me coming back.  Remember the scene in Time Bandits where Robin Hood is giving each of the peasants something valuable and after they accept it the other guy punches them in the face?  That’s what watching this show is like.

    Oh well.  I will for sure watch it if only to see who they finally cast as Ted Mosby’s poor wife.  That marriage will for sure last until death becauseStar Wars T Shirts there is no way any woman could live that that whiner for more than a couple years before poisoning his cornflakes.  Also I still enjoy Barney a lot and let us never forget that in spite of his anti nerd sex appeal image he is a huge Star Wars fan, making him at least part nerd (Stormtrooper image courtesy of the Star Wars T Shirt category).  I just don’t know how much I am destined to enjoy it.

    How I Met Your Mother is turning out to be a great show

    By / 22nd April, 2012 / T-Shirts, Television T Shirts, TV Show t shirts / No Comments

    Last week at the recommendation of my best friend Dave I started watching How I Met Your Mother.  I had avoided it prior to that for a number of reasons.  First of all the title alone makes it sound like the brainless “family friendly” pap that gave us shows like Full House.  The base concept-a guy telling his kids about meeting their mother-sounds annoying to say the least.  Furthermore, I figured I had had my fill of young singles living and loving in New York after years of watching Friends, a show that alternated between brilliant and painfully annoying.

    However, Dave has yet to steer me wrong so I started watching it.  The first few episodes started off slow but after a while I realized that the show is awesome for exactly one reason: Barney.  You see, Neil Patrick Harris plays a character named Barney who is a self centered, womanizing egomaniac and like most sociopaths you don’t have to deal with in your life is endlessly entertaining.  He is very well written and of course Neil plays him brilliantly.  I think he is great.

    The rest of the cast is a lot more bland, although that just might be in comparison.  The main guy I’d like to see get punched in the face more for being kind of a Ross style putz, and his love interest drives me crazy whenever she’s on screen.  Jason Segal found a role that doesn’t suck, and his girlfriend is super cute.

    There are good and bad episodes, as with any show, but overall I would say check it out if you haven’t.  This Awesomed shirt from the TV Show T Shirt category makes a lot more sense once you have watched the show a little.

    Sorry about the short post, but I have been working my butt off getting our new warehouse set up.  Movie tonight, review tomorrow.  Talk to you soon.

    Dave