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    Nerd dating advice: to dance or not to dance Pt 2

    By Dave / 12th September, 2010 / gaming t shirts, Super Mario Cart T Shirts, T-Shirts, Video Game Shirts / No Comments

    Now, in an attempt to prove that the world is as surreal as possible, I will give you some basic instructions on how to dance.

    As usual, I will start with the negative and end with the positive.  Here is a list of dancing do-not-do’s:

    First of all, imagine a horizontal line at your collar bone that extends in all directions.  This is the gay line.  Under no circumstances while on the dance floor can your hands extend above that line, or you will spill whatever reservoir of machismo you have built up during the evening on the floor like a broken water balloon (by the way, I have no issue with gay guys, and have often thought how much easier my life would be if I were gay (smarter friends, more successful, better dresser.  It’s just the sex with men part I can’t get past), but this post is to help straight men date straight women so I have to keep things in order).

    Secondly, never dance with a drink in your hand.  Girls can do it and get away with it.  Guys in general (and odds are you in particular) need their full attention while dancing.  Also, drinking your drink while dancing will break that line I talked about last paragraph.  So leave your drink on the table, even if your date brings hers along (incidentally, you might notice that some women are very hesitant to leave drinks unattended or with guys they don’t know particularly well.  I guess it might be fear of Roofies, which is a legitimate concern.  If there are any women reading this, Roofies mixed with alcohol produces a bitter taste, and the newer ones have a blue dye in it that will turn light drinks blue).

    (poison mushroom image courtesy of the video game t shirt category)

    Thirdly, never dance in a circle.  You will look like an idiot.  Also, don’t move around the floor a lot.  Walk to your spot and just dance there.  You don’t have the skill to actually walk and dance at the same time.  Again, remember that focus.

    I’m actually having a lot of fun working on this list, so I think I will continue on tomorrows post.  That will give me time to think of other bad dance moves I have seen or done.

    What Happened to Mario?

    By T-ShirtsMakeGreatGifts / 23rd March, 2010 / Super Mario Cart T Shirts, T-Shirts, Video Game Shirts / No Comments

    Over the weekend, I watched my sister and her friend playing Super Mario Galaxy for the Wii, and I have to admit that I was decidedly underwhelmed. While the graphics have never been the main draw to the Mario games, they seem identical to those of Super Mario 64. And in the couple of levels that I watched them play, it seems like the game development is lacking as well.

    Maybe I was just easily enamored with video games when I was younger, but I can’t see what these new Mario games offer players. As someone who goes around sporting an old school video game t shirt on a regular basis, I am disappointed with what has become of the franchise. Although it may not be the low point that the live action Mario movie was, Super Mario Galaxy may be an indication that the rein of Mario is over.

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Readers from our previous incarnation may well wonder why we fell off and then had to change our URL but the fact is I got busy and stopped writing for a while. During that time someone bought up our URL. However I always felt the blot name didn't really accurately represent all the bile I had to share with the world regarding most nerd topics (like my burning hatred for JJ Abrams)so in truth I am quite happy with the new URL.

Disclaimer-You might not like some of the things you read on this blog. You might not like any of the things you read on this blog.

It should be noted that all opinions and theories offered up on this site are just that: opinions and theories. We the writers have no inside information on Hollywood or the film development process and except for a single film class in college and a couple of books have no formal education in film. Views regarding the value or lack thereof of any film on this blog are strictly our own opinions based on what we like (and having seen thousands of films) and should not be considered an authoritative recommendation. We invite you all to see every movie we review and then decide for yourself the relative value of the film and these reviews. In fact, feel free to post comments on these reviews and we will be happy to debate it with you should you feel we am off base. Bottom line, these are all our own opinions, make up your own mind, and if a film looks interesting thanks to the extensive marketing campaign go see it. Someone has to keep really good trailer makers employed. We really don't expect most of you (or any of you, for that matter) to agree with us (me in particular although it puts a smile on my face when you do).


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