Funny how perceptions change

So I went to movie night last night at a friend’s house and we watched John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness.  I actually watched it in high school in a theater and thought it was pretty good.  However, watching it in 2010 and it was pretty awful.

The worst part was the bad 80’s hair.  Seriously, the women all looked like they were wearing crash helmets.  Also the main character had one of the worst porn mustaches I have ever seen.  The story made little to no sense (Jesus is actually an alien, and scientists from the future (1999) are beaming tachyon messages back in time that the characters can only pick up in their dreams in order to prevent the Prince of Darkness returning through a mirror), Alice Cooper is leader of a demonically possessed gang of homeless people (all right, that part made some sense), and scientists are willing to spend the night in an abandoned church with thousands of dollars worth of high tech (DOS based, for the most part) equipment in order to study a spinning light display box that I think I have seen in Spencers Gifts.  Also, the really cute brunette was second to be possessed by the evil (and somehow still looked uber hot) yet the mediocre red head (her hair looked like a furry R2D2) was last to go.  Overall horrible, yet I liked it at age 16.  Go figure.

The only thing redeeming about it was Vincent Wong (Egg Chen, from the great Big Trouble in Little China) plays a squinty eyed physics professor who can somehow read Latin fluently.  The main character is some chump I don’t remember in anything else (and apparently survives through the protective power of his uber mustache).

Anyway, the whole thing is hardly worth mentioning, except for the fact that I actually liked it years ago.  Weird.  I am suggesting we watch a good movie next week.  My suggestion was Carrie, as seen on this shirt from the horror movie t shirt section.  Don’t go out of your way to see this movie, unless big hair turns you on.


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