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A Nerds-eye view of Venice, Italy day 3

Kind of a study in contrasts today.  This is when the business part of my business trip starts.  After a leisurely breakfast I was picked up by a raucous crowd of my fellow sales reps.  You see, sales reps by nature have kind of over the top personalities.  One on one that works great, and people love us and like buying from us (for the most part).  However, get more than a few of us in the same room together and it is like standing in a wind tunnel, except instead of air the tunnel is blowing a storm of sales gripes, bad stories, and fart jokes.

After a short drive through some mundane countryside we ended up at a hotel that almost comical in it’s contrast from my time in Venice.  It is termed a “business hotel” but could be more accurately described as a “correctional institute”.  It is ultra modern, yet bare and oppressive like a medical correctional facility.

Actually, now that I think about it, the building looks and feels like one of those Umbrella research facilities pre T virus outbreak.   Bare white corridors, sensing card keys, doors that would not have looked out of place as airlock portals, and everthing steel, white, grey, or beige.  If it weren’t for the cute girls behind the desk I would be expected to be experimented on this morning.  (Umbrella Corp logo image courtesy of the Zombie Movie T Shirt category)

The room itself is surreal, in that the first one the window or air conditioning didn’t work (this is a brand new building), the beds are tiny, only about 1/2 the light switches actually connect to anything, the shower seems specifically designed to spill water all over the floor, and the room has this power saving feature that requires you to leave your key in a slot by the door or 30 seconds later the power in the room goes off.  This is all well and good until your roommate opts to leave the room while you are in the shower, leaving you dripping wet and stumbling around the room naked looking for your key (thanks, Frank).

The guy with the car had to go back to the airport to pick up more of our sales reps, and he dropped me and two others off in a small town to kill time.  We had a good lunch (Italian food.  Go figure).  At that point we discovered that small Italian towns on a Sunday are pretty much deserted wastelands.  We must have walked two miles (5 km) and saw maybe four people.  None of the shops were open.  We ended up sitting on a park bench only to find our friends were having lunch at the exact same restaurant we had eaten at.

After that it was an afternoon and evening of hanging out with my loud American friends.  I have to say after three days in charming, quiet Venice being in this ultra-modern eyesore and surrounded by boisterous Americans really made me start to wish I was back in Venice.  As I sit here typing I suddenly realize that in spite of all my bitching about stuff I have been really captivated by that town and the culture.  I will be back in three days after a bunch of meetings.  I won’t say these meetings will be bad, as they really are important to my business, but I think I will be happy to be back in the heart of the canals again.

Dave

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