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Admission Movie Review

I admit I expected to laugh more.

OK, I saw this film almost a week ago and have been putting off the writing of the review.  Not that the movie was bad.  In fact if it were bad I would have jumped right on it.  Nothing cleanses the palate of a bad movie like vomiting the dark bile of your bitter soul all over it.  No, the fact is this is the worst kind of movie for me to review in that it was so middle of the road mundane.

We are in a bit of a dry spell for movies at the moment.  I just did Evil Dead (awesome) and already have my tickets for Iron Man 3, but as I look at Fandango I don’t see much I haven’t already seen or have any interest in.  This weekend should be better with 42 and Scary Movie 5, both of which I am looking forward to, but right now I am having to grind through second stringers like this one.

OK, here it is.  I am a fan of Tina Fey, and as such expected a clever, intelligent, and above all funny story.  This film had the intelligence covered and was clever in that horrible New Yorker Magazine sort of way, but honestly while I have to acknowledge that sort of humor is technically funny (“the best kind of funny”) it just doesn’t get me laughing.  Tina Fey on 30 Rock is really funny.  Tina Fey as an actor in a character study film (which is precisely what this movie is) is entertaining-ish, but just not engaging.

I also don’t really give a damn about the admissions process of a school so uptight and pretentious it would be a pleasure to punch it collectively in the face.  Sorry if you went to Princeton and think that having that special piece of paper adds value to your life but most of America would struggle to care less.  (Collage image courtesy of the Funny T-Shirt category)

Let’s get this over with.  Tina Fey (30 Rock, Saturday Night Live, Mean Girls) plays Portia, an admissions officer at Princeton.  It is established early on that Princeton is the hardest school to get into ever and rejects like 99.99% of its applicants.  Her life is dull and mundane, with a lame live in boyfriend (Michael Sheen-Midnight in Paris, Frost/Nixon, Underworld)) and is the most boring couple ever.  Anyway, as part of her job she has to run around to high schools encouraging students to apply.  While traveling around she goes to a new hippy school where she meets the principal John (Paul Rudd-Role Models, the 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up).  He is eager for her to meet one of his students (Nat Wolff-New Years Eve, Peace, Love, and Misunderstanding, Stuck in Love) who is something of a prodigy.  He suspects the kid is Portia’s son given up for adoption.  He tells her this and it kind of rocks her world.  She heads home to find out her boyfriend is leaving her for a bitchy blond (Sonya Walger-All the Kings Men, Flash Forward, the Mind of the Married Man).  She has a freak out session but eventually decides to do whatever she can to get her kid into Princeton.  This puts her at odds with her boss Clarance (Wallace Shawn-The Princess Bride, Toy Story, Eureka) and a coworker Corinne (Gloria Reuben-Nick of Time, Timecop, Lincoln).

She goes through the process while trying to bond with the kid and dealing with her schools arduous admissions process.  Meanwhile romance blooms between her and John while her mother (Lily Tomlin-I Heart Huckabees, the Magic School Bus, 9 to 5) does whatever she can to estrange their relationship.  Drama and character development unfold, and the ending honestly surprised me a little by being not what I expected.

The Stars:

Tina Fey was indeed good if not what I expected.  She can actually act.  One star.  The rest of the cast was also very good.  One star.  The ending wasn’t the usual Hollywood pap.  One star.  There was a funny trap door plot mechanic for the actual admissions process I found entertaining.  One star.  A reasonably complex and intelligent story.  One star.  Total: five stars.

The Black Holes:

As complex as the story was, there was a kind of weird predictability to it.  Even the surprises didn’t really come as a surprise.  One black hole.  Like I said before, the intricacies of college admissions don’t really hold my interest and therefore the film seemed to drag quite a bit.  One black hole.  I’m not going to ding this film for not being as funny as I expected as that is on me.  In truth by this time I should know not to expect anything.  That’s the first step to disappointment.  Expecting a comedy and getting a drama is my misinterpretation of the trailers.  I really should only expect a film to not physically injure me, and therefore will only be disappointed once in a while.  Total: two black holes.

So three stars total.  Kind of a mundane score, but it’s honestly kind of a mundane movie.  If it weren’t for the sets and cast this would be a Lifetime made for TV movie.  If you are bored as hell and looking for something to do it won’t be a total waste of your time.  Nothing will be lost if you wait for Netfilx.  Date movie?  Sure, why not?  However, while this film will not hurt I don’t know if it will help you in your quest to see your date naked.  Bathroom break?  Towards the end there is a really long montage sequence of the admissions committee going over each student in turn and either accepting or rejecting them that kind of beats the point (we are dicks and are looking for the slightest reason to drop you) home for an extended period of time.

Thanks for reading.  I am very hopeful for this weekends movies (again, mistake number one) so check back in a couple days.  Follow me on Twitter @NerdKungFu.com.  Comments on this movie or my review can be left here at the bottom.  Off topic questions or suggestions can be emailed to [email protected].  Talk to you soon.

Dave


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