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Star Trek Retrospective: Episode 73 the Lights of Zetar

Funny t shirtsThis was one of the episodes that literally freaked me out at age six.  When they get on board Memory Alpha and that crewman has the weird face and is speaking like she is gargling gravel I was truly frightened.  This one and Devil in the Dark did a number on me.

In reflecting on this episode it suddenly occurred to me that Scotty is literally the kiss of death for women in this series.  He is the only red shirt to consistently survive yet every time he gets close to a girl something horrible happens to her.  In this case Mira managed to survive but still it was pretty awful.  When you think about it he was acquitted of murdering all those women in Wolf in the Fold but maybe he just found a dopey alien patsy to dump his crimes off on.  Sure the alien more or less confessed but perhaps it was Scotty who had the ability to compel aliens to do his bidding and secretly he really is a serial killer (Loved and Lost image from the funny t shirt category).

That’s one episode that was never really addressed in any Star Trek; humans being the uber powerful aliens on a planet with some evil power that terrifies the locals.  What if human halitosis caused alien flesh to dissolve, or dead skin cells flaked off implanted in alien soil speed grew up into super soldiers ready to do whatever random red shirts bidding.  Sure, the idea of technology and social progress changing primitive societies was explored in A Piece of the Action, A Private Little War, Bread and Circuses, and Patterns of Force, but what if humans just had some intrinsic power that would be terrifying to behold?  Considerable argument could be made that Kirk exuded some pheromone that makes alien women take their clothes off.

Anyway, this episode was weird but not really of massive social or personal impact (aside from giving me a lifelong distrust of disco lighting).  It was the originator of Memory Alpha, the top Star Trek Wiki and one that I personally refer to often.  Of course, given our current social situation when we do a giant star base for all knowledge it will probably be called Google Alpha.

Dave


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