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Star Trek Retrospective: Episode 34 the Apple

So this episode was a red shirt bloodbath with three guys dying in the first 10 minutes (poisoned plant dart, explosive rock, and lightning).  This is also another one where Checkov almost gets his girl and is totally aced out by the script.  He has the worst dating luck since…me I guess.  I wonder if he ever went on a date with a girl who turned out to have been born a man?

I supposed I could talk about this episode and how it technically is a huge violation of the Prime Directive, the hair styles that most have been what inspired Flock of Seaguls, or the fact that no one in the episode was wearing a shirt but you know what I always used to wonder about as a kid when I saw this one?  I always wondered it was like inside the mouth of Vaal.  When the Feeders of Vaal go in was there a conveyor belt or chute to drop the explosive rocks down, or did they go down a stair case to some kind of chamber with a furnace or something?  Also if they had been feeding Vaal rocks for centuries wouldn’t they eventually run out of rocks just lying around?  How do they find more?  What if they find a big one but it’s too big to carry or fit in Vaal’s mouth?  How do you break one up without blowing yourself up?  Could they mine them somehow?  Wouldn’t you constantly be in danger of blowing up the whole planet?

tv show t shirtsThe woman who played Checkov’s love interest Yeoman Landon is Celeste Yarnall.  I know this because I see her at every single Star Trek convention I go to.  She’s a nice woman but seems to think the Apple was the best episode ever and doesn’t understand why I don’t have 150 Apple t-shirts in addition to this one from the tv show t shirt category or can’t just print up one with her on it.  The subtle nuances of licensing are more or less missed by her.  Still, she is very sweet and I wish her continued success in selling her Apple autograph photos.

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