The Curse of Ryan Reynolds continues to plague the nerd world.
When is Hollywood going to stop trying to reinvent Ryan Reynolds as something other than a sleazy party frat boy? He seems destined to fail as any role that isn’t Van Wilder, yet they seem to keep throwing him choice roles.
What undeserved role has he been handed this time? None other than one of my personal favorites, Highlander. Yes, they are taking a near perfect movie and remaking it with an actor who once stared in a movie that featured a baby excreting into daddies mouth. While I’ll give him Deadpool as he played it in the bad Wolverine movie, this is just dumb. Can he really do a Scottish accent? Will he grow out his hair? Can he go five minutes without smirking at the camera or nailing the nearest slut?
I don’t know. Maybe I’m wrong on this and he will surprise me. I thought he was decent in Safe House, now that I think about it. Maybe he can do something decent. It’s just that based on his performance in Green Lantern I kind of doubt it.
The pillage shirt I think is really funny. I found it in Dave’s funny t shirt collection, unsurprisingly enough.
Jason
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Martin November 6, 2013 at 12:08 pm
Jason, I totally agree with you. We should create a anti-fan club for Ryan Reynolds. He is an awful actor. His mere presence in a movie, ensures it will be an epic failure. Unlike King Midas, who turned all things he touched to gold, Ryan Reynolds turns all things he comes in contact with to excrement. From specatular, to craptacular, that’s how he rolls. He’s ruined R.I.P.D., Green Lantern, Wolverine: X-Men Origins, and anything he’s starred in…with the exception of ‘Ted’, in which he did not even speak, so it doesn’t really count. My rant is over. Good day to you.