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Important Lessons Learned from Movies: Hudson Hawk

Last night at movie night (where we watched Johnny Dangerously, a movie that constantly hovered around good and funny but never went in like a very timid hummingbird with a flower phobia) the discussion turned to other bad/good movies from history.  The subject of Hudson Hawk, Bruce Willis’s attempt to reinvent his Moonlighting character as the worlds greatest cat burglar came up.  While this movie did indeed suck on many levels, on other levels it was hilarious.  As I thought about it an important life lesson returned to my cerebral cortex.

The lesson is this: just because the plunger bomb gun plunger bomb stuck to you forehead turns out to be a dud does not mean the plunger bomb gun plunger bomb stuck to the wall behind you is (in case you missed it, the plunger bomb gun was my favorite part of the movie and I like saying plunger bomb gun).  If  you are faced with two forms of certain death it’s OK to run away from one of them in the hopes that the second one is less certain than it appears on paper.  Sure, either one of them will probably kill you but if both of them are 99% than it’s better to have a 1% chance of survival than a 0.01% chance.

Bomb technician graphic courtesy of the Funny T Shirt category, by the way.

Dave

 


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