15 Fictional Characters I wish were real life friends of mine: 2 of 15
14. Inigo Montoya from the Princess Bride
The man is an expert swordsman and knows how to get lit and party. Wesley nailed it when he said “I think you would make an excellent Dread Pirate Roberts.” That would be a fun boat to sail on. Plus I could totally see him drawing in the hot chicks with his Spanish accent, tight pants, swashbuckling fencing skills, and smooth charm only to pass out drunk in a pool of his own vomit, leaving the girls in need of a comforting shoulder to cry on and a ride home and guess who pops up then? In the parlance of the sleazy chick picking up world Inigo would not even be a wingman. He would be what we call a bird dog. Think about it.
Why would Inigo want to be my friend? Well, I’m actually really good at making sure my drunk friends make it home safety and that they pass out on their stomach so they don’t choke to death when they puke. 
I would totally be a designated driver for Inigo (you know,designated drivers the life saving dorks although I like to think of myself as a hero from not getting blasted and driving safely. Heroes image courtesy of the Heroes t shirt category). Plus while I am not Andre the Giant sized I am big and can pick up a beer keg with one arm if need be. I could totally do booze runs for Inigo.
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